
We had read a lot of opinions and rumors prior to the release of this movie. There was so much speculation about the plot and characters that it was hard to ignore all the rumors. However we had to see for ourselves. I guess we were hoping that everything we had heard was just interpretation and that everything was going to be ok.
The rumors we are speaking of are related to the character Wade Wilson and another character named Deadpool (who appears later in the film). Well everything that was said turns out to be true and I will just leave it at that so as not to ruin too much. There is more at fault in this film then just one messed up character back story.
I am assuming that by the time most people read this they have already paid their $10 to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but maybe there is a slim chance that someone hasn't decided. This review is for that person. Let me begin the review (hopefully I still got it) with what was wrong with the film:
THE BAD: From a comic fan standpoint (and from the view from a fan of the comic character), this movie ruined a lot of everything. The character of Deadpool is nothing like his comic counterpart (and they removed his most awesome feature). They ruined people's abilities (Blob isn't a super strong guy who got obese, but a person who is obese as a result of the mutant gene making him unmovable and thus making him super strong). And apparently Wolverine isn't the animal everyone says he is. To give you a good idea of how bad this movie is let's just look at Team X consisting of Blob, Bolt, Maverick, Sabertooth, Wolverine, and Deadpool. Of these six members two of them weren't even on the team in the comics (Blob and Bolt). Maverick didn't have the same powers as in the comics, and he was a different ethnicity. And they completely screwed up Deadpool beyond belief. Giving them a score of 2 out of 6. Even worse is that Wolverine wasn't even Canadian to begin with.
From a movie watcher standpoint, this film doesn't quite stand there either. There are too many long quiet parts for this to be an action popcorn flick. When the action does appear onscreen, the stunts look a bit aged. The computer generated graphics are sadly corny. You know someone didn't do their job when Wolverine's claws (the one detail that should be top notch) don't even look that good. There was dialog in the movie that was at best groan inducing and at worst laughable (which may be best depending on how you look at it). There are scenes and plot devices that make no sense like an old couple taking in Logan out of the goodness of their heart. And then giving him their old motorcycle and some tailored fit clothes.
Speaking of which it is never explained why Wolverine went by Logan anyway. At the time he still had his memories but people were calling him Logan instead of James Howlett. I think they were trying to let the audience assume that he needed a new identity after he leaves his Spec Ops team. You know what happens when you assume? Yep, they made Wolverine look like an ass! Finally the worst plot device was how Wolverine loses his memories. Trust us, the explanation is not fully thought through. Also, this movie gives you an extra kick in the ribs by not actually matching up with the original X-Men movies.
THE GOOD: Liev Schrieber is entertaining as Sabetooth. Ryan Reynolds portrays Wade Wilson perfectly (although he is only in the movie like 5 minutes). Will.I.Am even does a good job as John Wraith. The opening sequence (not the introduction but the credit sequence) is pretty cool too. At least they made sure we didn't hate every moment of this film.
| Quick Review: | If you are looking for a fun action film, save your money for the sure-to-be-more-entertaining Terminator Salvation. If you want to see might be the 4th worst film of Marvel Studios then go see this at least 3 times. There is lots of bad acting, bad special effects, bad costumes, etc and almost nothing likeable. At least the casting crew did a good job. |