Terrible Ways To Propose

Rule 1: Don't propose in a restaurant, fast food or otherwise.

We know what you're thinking ("But we met at TGI Fridays!"). That's too bad. A restaurant means there's an audience. A restaurant means there's the potential for a lot of embarassment should tears (of either joy or rejection) arise. Also, it's totally unromantic to have to sit at the table waiting for the check to show up after being asked the most important question of one's romantic life. Cooking For Two

Rule 2: Don't propose in front of friends and family.

It's bad enough being proposed to in a public place. But the pressure (and lack of romance) is even worse to  be ways to propose when you're surrounded by friends and family. What if you two really want to get it on after the question is popped? What if the friends or family jump in when you don't want them to? What if the answer is really: "No, I don't want to marry you"?

Rule 3: Don't put the ring in your beloved's food.

First, because food is sticky, gooey, and oftentimes greasy. Second, because human waste is sticky, gooey, and oftentimes greasy. And when a ring get swallowed, it usually ends up sticky, gooey, and greasy in both ways.

Rule 4: Don't propose in a dangerous place.

Recently, a man in Maryland proposed to his girlfriend on the rough and rocky Billy Goat Trail, near Great Falls national park. Not long afterwards, she fell off the side of a rock face and had to be rescued by a U.S. Park Police helicopter. Obviously, this was a bad ways to propose. First, becausethis ways to propose can make a person shaky and excited and less agile. Second, because if your beloved says "no" to your proposal and then falls off a cliff, you might look like a suspect should any injuries arise.

Rule 5: Don't propose on television.

This includes those giant screens at baseball games, tapings of the Tyra Banks Show, community access television, and videos that you plan to upload to YouTube. Seriously, if you think the restaurant proposal comes with a lot of potential headaches, just wait for thousands of people in a stadium to turn the pressure on. 7 Things Jon & Kate Can Teach Us About Love

Rule 6: Don't propose with a ring that you once proposed to someone else with.

Sure, that last person didn't work out, and sure, you hate for a perfectly good ring to go to waste. But, really, this is just tacky.

Rule 7: Don't mix sex and proposals.

First, cliche. Second, do you really mean it, or is it just the good sex? Your fiance may never know.

Know Your Girlfriend To Make Wedding Proposal

When a friend of mine proposed to his girlfriend by dropping the ring into her glass of red wine. You know the story. No, she didn’t swallow it (that would have been terribly disgusting the next morning!), That event can be mess up your marriage proposal , sometimes some stupid action can make deep impression.

Anyways, the point here is that different people have different way to propose when it comes to proposing to their girlfriend. So a regular wedding proposal off another pro won’t help you. I’ll help you along the way in this series on how to propose to your girlfriend, and I can assure you that you’d be able to think up of something really exciting and memorable to your partner by the time you’re done reading this three part series.

Of course, you know your girlfriend better than any manual, don’t you think? Here are a few things that you should know before you propose to your girlfriend. And nope, I have no proposal ideas for you. I’m just going to make you think your own way into the perfect and unique proposal.

Will it be a ‘yes’ when you propose to your girlfriend?

This one is way too obvious. Don’t just spend eternity planning up on how to propose to your girlfriend if you’re not sure if the answer’s going to be a soul stirring ‘Yes’. You should know this one. Firstly, because it will break your heart if it’s a No. Secondly, it is going to be very embarrassing!

You must have had those conversations with your girlfriend before, the ones that go along the lines of “how many babies do you want to have?”, “how do you think life could be when we get married?”, and a few more. Make sure it’s a surprise to your girlfriend, but also be certain that you wouldn’t be surprised by your girlfriend’s response.